FDA approves Smalpox™

Wednesday, April 17th, 2002 - 1:52 pm PDT

The US Food and Drug Administration gave its official seal of approval today to a product called Smalpox™ which has been shown to effectively eliminate signs of healthy aging, such as wrinkled skin and breathing. The product contains trace amounts of the small pox virus, which causes the user to contract the full-blown disease and die within weeks. Several recent studies have shown a dramatic decrease in wrinkled skin — or any skin at all — among people who had used Smalpox™ for at least six months.