Plan B resorted to

Saturday, March 16th, 2002 - 6:33 am PST

After a disastrous attempt at pulling off plan A, The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith switched gears today, changing direction 180 degrees, and putting all his remaining effort into a last-ditch attempt at his secondary plan, plan B. “I had sincerely hoped it would not come to this,” said an exhausted Smith as he dropped into an easy chair in his living room and flipped on the TV. “May God have mercy on my soul.”