Out of ammo

Monday, March 11th, 2002 - 9:14 pm PST

Rev. Smith’s recent string of bad luck took a decided turn for the worse early this morning when it was reported that after a long night of battling off the marauding hordes, he is now completely out of ammo. “They’re still approaching from the east and northwest,” stated a distraught Smith as he scavenged through the surrounding rubble for something to fashion into a bludgeoning weapon, “must… resort… to… plan… B.”