Wednesday, March 6th, 2002 - 11:45 am PST

The following were the contents of the breakfast consumed by The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith this morning: Half a dozen eggs, sixteen strips of bacon, a super-sized pot of black coffee, an English muffin, a blueberry muffin, a crumpet, a golden brown Belgian waffle coated in strawberries and whipped cream, twelve slices of toasted bread with butter, a cinnamon bun, two bowls of cereal, and an orange.