Happiness bought

Friday, February 22nd, 2002 - 11:21 am PST

For just under $75, Rev. Smith bought himself a little bit of happiness last night. The euphoric feelings lasted him well on into the wee hours of the night, and Smith awoke this morning with a smile on his face. “Happiness is the most wonderful thing in life,” pontificated Smith, “and when it comes at a price like that, well, who am I to say no?” After a few more moments reflecting on his experience, Smith resumed the mindless drudgery which is his everyday life.