Booty calls add up

Saturday, February 16th, 2002 - 3:02 pm PST

An analysis of Rev. Smith’s phone bill for the month of January 2002 reveals that booty calls account for a whopping 70% of the total cost. “I’ve got to do something about this,” announced an outraged Smith as he plopped himself down on his easy-chair. “Maybe I should send out those booty calls by email,” he thought to himself aloud, “Then again, I hear Sprint has some sort of deal on booty calls if you switch to their plan.” The matter is as yet unresolved.