Man eaten alive by Christians

Monday, January 7th, 2002 - 2:25 pm PST

Police are investigating an act of apparent cannibalism at a local church where it is believed a man was eaten alive during a ritual ceremony on Sunday morning. The name of the victim has not yet been revealed, but several eyewitness accounts report that a white male in his early thirties was consumed by those in attendance, his flesh eaten, and the his blood passed around in a cup for all to drink. It is not yet known whether this incident is related to other acts of cannibalism that have been reported taking place at Christian churches in other areas over the past 2,000 years.