The critics agree

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2002 - 10:14 pm PST

In an unprecedented act of unity and conformity, the world’s critics today came to a universal agreement. “I can’t think of any other occasion on which all of us have come to such 100% complete agreement,” said a visibly excited Roger Ebert of the Chicago Sun Times. “This is truly a momentous occasion,” agreed Rex Reed of the New York Observer, “every one of us is in agreement here.” Asked whether or not he agrees, noted film critic Leonard Maltin said, “yes.”