Terrorist plot foiled

Thursday, November 29th, 2001 - 7:44 am PST

Rev. Smith’s secret plot to blow up San Francisco’s Bay Bridge, possibly killing thousands of commuters and causing billions of dollars in damage was prevented today when fractions of a second after he hatching the diabolical plan, Smith thought better of it. “I’d been stuck in bridge traffic for over an hour,” explained Smith, who so far has not been taken into custody, “when this asshole cut me off for no reason. So then this idea flashed through my mind to just blowup this whole godforsaken traffic nightmare. But then, you know, I realized it was just a stupid idea.”