Smith throws baby out with bathwater

Monday, November 5th, 2001 - 9:14 pm PST

Rev. Smith’s first stint as a baby sitter went horribly awry yesterday when he accidentally threw the baby out with the bathwater. “The kid had just pooped himself,” explained a flabbergasted Smith, “so I thought he should have a bath.” Smith did not realize what he had done until hours later when the child’s parents returned home and demanded to see their son. “We searched the whole house and couldn’t find him. Um, oops.”