Real and credible evidence

Friday, September 14th, 2001 - 4:49 pm PDT

At a press conference this afternoon, a spokesperson for The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith revealed that Smith may have been an intended target in Tuesday’s terrorist attacks on the United States. Smith had come under fire by critics recently for spending most of Tuesday hiding under his bed clutching a teddy bear. When asked by reporters how Smith could have been a target in a conspiracy which clearly involved crashing hijacked planes into buildings rather than specific individuals, the spokesperson refused to elaborate, saying only that there was “real and credible” evidence that Smith was indeed a target.