US prepares to bomb Florida

Wednesday, September 12th, 2001 - 7:15 pm PDT

Making good on his promise to “make no distinction between terrorists and the countries that host them”, President Bush is preparing to bomb his own country after an FBI investigation found that the terrorists involved in Tuesday’s attack were trained as pilots in Florida. Further bombing may take place in Hamburg, Germany, where these same terrorists were believed to have been living before that. The president’s brother, Gov. Jeb Bush of Florida pleaded with his own brother to spare his life as he seeks vengeance on his home state. “Make no mistake,” said the president, “we will hunt you down and destroy you. God bless America.”