Bush ready to perpetuate cycle of violence

Wednesday, September 12th, 2001 - 4:45 pm PDT

President Bush went on national television today to assure Americans who have been horrified by recent acts of unspeakable violence that he is fully prepared to continue the cycle of violence by “bombing the shit out of anyone who had anything to do with this.” Bush, an avowed Christian, was then heard to mutter “to hell with ‘turn the other cheek’” as he adopted an “eye-for-an-eye” policy, ready to murder innocent civilians, “just as soon as we settle on a scapegoat nation.”