Smith composes shitlist

Sunday, August 26th, 2001 - 7:17 pm PDT

For the first time in his life, Rev. Smith sat down today to compose a shitlist, and ever since the news leaked there has been a flurry of media speculation as to who is and who isn’t on the list. “You can bet Tony Danza is heading up that list,” said Brock Hamilton of TV’s Celebrity Focus, “he hasn’t returned Smith’s phone calls for months now.” Also named as strong candidates for inclusion were: Ben Affleck, Béla Fleck, Patrick Swayze (and entourage), Gordon “Sting” Sumner, Ron Popeil, and master entertainers Siegfried & Roy.