Smith shouts own name, doubles in size

Friday, August 17th, 2001 - 9:00 pm PDT

A surprise discovery of a previously unknown superhuman ability was made today when Rev. Smith found that by simply shouting his own name he could suddenly double in size, becoming for a brief period of time a giant of imposing stature. Smith attributes this newfound ability to a distant blood relation to Apache Chief of the Superfriends. One can only speculate as to what great use Smith will put this special talent, or as to why exactly he was shouting his own name in the first place.