Pot luck dinner turns into tragedy

Monday, July 30th, 2001 - 1:30 am PDT

A pot luck dinner held Tuesday night to benefit Children with Dead Parents quickly went awry when attendee Rev. Smith’s evil twin Nadnerb unexpectedly showed up, challenging Smith to naked limbo contest. When it was revealed that Smith had surreptitiously won the contest by burrowing several feet into the ground, all hell broke loose, and in the resultant 17-car pile up, several monkeys were injured.