America is #1, baby!

Wednesday, July 4th, 2001 - 5:05 pm PDT

The United States of America celebrated its independence today by issuing a proclamation of superiority to all other nations on earth, issuing an open challenge for any other country who thinks it’s got what it takes to go ahead and “step up to the plate”. “Our capitalist economy will consume you; our TV culture will subsume you; our military will doom you,” gloated president Bush. “Bring it on.”