Less Filling / Tastes Great issue resolved

Saturday, May 12th, 2001 - 7:46 am PDT

It was one of the most bitterly disputed issues of the 1980s, turning brother against brother, with both sides of the debate firmly entrenched and unwilling to yield even an inch to the opposition. Having spent his childhood surrounded by this controversy, and after years of exposure to polemic from either side, Rev. Smith for the first time tried a Miller Lite last night, and has weighed in on the matter with a decisive answer which should forever resolve this issue. “It’s gotta be Less Filling,” said Smith, “because it sure as hell does not Taste Great. This stuff tastes like piss water.”