Kicked in the sack

Thursday, March 8th, 2001 - 8:37 pm PST

The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith was kicked in the sack without warning this afternoon at a family gathering by his aunt Pam after casually suggesting that perhaps he may one day write a sequel to his phenomenal web sensation BRAD: the game. He spent the remainder of the day lying down next to his uncle Brad, who had been kicked in the sack about an hour earlier, as Anna fetched them both fresh ice packs every half-hour or so.