Plague of frogs

Monday, March 5th, 2001 - 2:42 pm PST

A harsh warning was delivered to the world today by The Reverend on behalf of God.  “A plague of frogs will soon ravage this land,” declared the longtime prophet.  He went on to explain that God is displeased that his New Improved Testament has met with only fledgling interest among the masses.  ”And don’t think he’s bluffing, ’cause he’s done this kind of thing before,” remarked Smith.  ”You just ask Egypt.”