Smith “stoned on life”

Tuesday, February 27th, 2001 - 5:16 pm PST

Revising an earlier official statement that he is “high on life”, Rev. Smith today announced that it is more accurate to say that he is “stoned on life”.  Rather than a providing him with a euphoric adrenaline rush akin to dropping ecstasy, life has been providing Smith a natural mellow, sleepy confusion in which things seem funnier than they really are.