Global warming news welcomed

Wednesday, February 7th, 2001 - 9:36 pm PST

Today’s news from the international scientific community on the certainty of a coming “global warming” was heartily welcomed today by the millions of Earth’s citizens living in the planet’s coldest climates.  A coalition of Canadians, Icelanders, Siberians, and even some New Englanders celebrated today’s news by leaving their cars running all day, and spraying aerosol cans into the air with abandon.