New voting process begins

Sunday, November 19th, 2000 - 8:46 am PST

Already wearied by a week and a half’s worth of post-election battles, Americans have been asked to go back to the polls to definitively determine whether or not The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith is hot.  ”Justice must be served,” pronounced an aid for Smith, banging noisily on a podium, “for our entire social system of superficially rating people based on their physical appearance hangs in the balance.”  He then stared at the crowd silently for a moment before adding solemnly, “God bless America.”