Blast from the past

Saturday, October 14th, 2000 - 3:52 am PDT

Rev. Smith today received a blast from the past at approximately 2pm EST. The blast knocked him backward onto his ass, leaving him momentarily stunned and confused. The source of the blast is unknown at this time, but some experts have suggested that Smith himself may be responsible, having at some point in the 1980s blindly sent forth this blast into the future - only to strike himself today. “How fitting that would be,” noted his aunt Pam.