I’m going to tell you something that I’ve never told anyone before, but first you have to promise me that you won’t laugh at me when I tell you, OK? Seriously, this is really important to me, and if I told you and you laughed, it would really hurt my feelings a lot, so just be totally and completely serious for a minute, and I’ll tell you, alright? …Alright? OK, here goes… you ready? …Stop giggling! C’mon, I haven’t even told you yet! Oh, just never mind.