I’m going to tell you something that I’ve never told anyone before, but first you have to promise me that you won’t laugh at me when I tell you, OK?  Seriously, this is really important to me, and if I told you and you laughed, it would really hurt my feelings a lot, so just be totally and completely serious for a minute, and I’ll tell you, alright?  …Alright?  OK, here goes… you ready?  …Stop giggling!  C’mon, I haven’t even told you yet!  Oh, just never mind.