Pimps up, ho’s down

Friday, August 11th, 2000 - 10:04 am PDT

According to the latest statistics, pimps are up, while ho’s remain down for the 57th week running. Local pimps expressed happiness over the news by raising up 40oz bottles of malt liquor and smashing them over the heads of local ho’s. The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith, a longtime investor in ho’s, stands to lose a substantial amount of money.