How old is Katie?

Wednesday, August 9th, 2000 - 2:40 am PDT

BRAD: the game’s Katie stopped by to visit Rev. Smith this week, prompting many in the area to consider the age old quandary: just how old is Katie?  ”I mean, she’s definitely hot,” noted one local philosopher in his mid-20s, “but I think the real question is: How guilty should one feel about realizing that?  I mean, she’s got to be what?  Almost 15 by now, I’d imagine… um, right?”