Reversal of vomit

Saturday, August 5th, 2000 - 8:32 am PDT

Always one to flout convention, at 6am this morning, Rev. Smith consumed a medium-size pool of vomit, and about twenty minutes later, regurgitated a full meal consisting of 2 eggs, bacon, coffee, and 2 slices of toast with red raspberry jam. Smith then offered this meal to many stunned onlookers, free of charge. There were no takers.