2,000 Years of American Independence

Monday, July 3rd, 2000 - 12:44 pm PDT

Tomorrow our nation rejoices, celebrating the 2,000th anniversary of the day Jesus Christ declared American independence from the oppressive Rome Empire.  With pride we recall how Jesus and the 12 disciples dumped crates of espresso beans into the Sea of Galilee.  Always shall we remember the sacrifices made to ensure our freedom.  Truly, Jesus died for America.