Morbidly obese

Monday, June 26th, 2000 - 10:33 am PDT

According to an online medical chart, The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith falls under the category of ‘morbidly obese’, carrying an approximate 185 lb. on his 3′4″ body. “Well, I’m pretty surprised about this,” remarked Smith, “I mean, I’m no athlete, but I try to eat right and exercise a few times a week… I guess I’d better cut down on those Twinkies.”  It is believed that the last time Smith measured his height was in 1977.