Smith comes out of closet

Wednesday, June 14th, 2000 - 7:27 pm PDT

After seventeen years of troubled marriage, Rev. Smith today came out of the closet to his husband, revealing that he is not really gay. “I just couldn’t pretend anymore,” said Smith. “I have done some real soul searching these past few weeks and found that I’m just not sexually attracted to men.” Smith said he will exclusively date women in the future, and plans to sell off his adopted son Mitchell on eBay.