Great minds think alike

Saturday, June 10th, 2000 - 2:53 pm PDT

Early this morning Baron Sexton Evillus III unveiled to the unsuspecting public his diabolical plan to destroy the entire universe. “By negatively stimulating the antimatter of a single atom of Iridium, I will start a chain reaction that will envelop the universe in flames! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!” “Not so fast,” countered Rev. Smith. “I had this same plan many years ago, so just don’t go thinking you’re so original, OK?”