Webster enjoying comfortable lead

Tuesday, May 16th, 2000 - 8:17 am PDT

The latest Thereverend.com web poll shows Webster with a comfortbale 19% lead over arch-rival Gary Coleman with just over a hundred votes cast to date. “I shall prevail,” barked an irate Coleman at a press conference Monday, pounding his fist against the podium repeatedly. Dark horse candidate Urkel has yet to recieve a single vote.