We’ve lost our lease!

Thursday, May 11th, 2000 - 4:29 am PDT

Rev. Smith’s website has lost its lease!  Now everything must go!  Save hundreds on quality merchandise, with savings as much as 50-80% off!  But act now before supplies run out and this website closes its doors forever!  See that navbar to your left?  Name your price!  How about that vertical gray line just above the webpoll?  Yours for an incredible $5!  Hurry!  Don’t miss out on this historic once-in-a-lifetime chance to save money!