Rumors of GOF UGNÜT reunion false

Thursday, April 27th, 2000 - 2:50 am PDT

Reacting to yesterday’s front page story run by a Dutch tabloid claiming the imminent reunion of GOF UGNÜT, Rev. Smith today dismissed the rumors as “hogwash”. He further denied any knowledge of an animatronic Jonathan Anthony Field built by U. N. scientists especially for this event. GÜ broke up in 1993 after Field died in an olympic-sized swimming pool of his own vomit.