Alliance of scary monsters attacks

Friday, March 31st, 2000 - 2:33 pm PST

The intergalactic alliance of scary monsters attacked Earth this morning causing upwards of $43 million trillion dollars in damages. The havoc began at the crack of dawn as the tag team of Krogg!!! and Xelthux leveled downtown Manhattan. By noontime, Verminator 7 had destroyed much of Western Europe, and the sinister Soupy was responsible for Taiwan colliding with India. As of 2pm, the dreadful beast known as Blorgar was reportedly somewhere in the Australian desert, lost and fast becoming deperately lonely.