Smith fails

Saturday, March 25th, 2000 - 1:26 am PST

That old familiar feeling greeted Rev. Smith today for the umpteenth time in as many days: failure. This time it was of the complete and utter variety, a particularly potent strain, but one to which Smith has grown accustomed. “You know, I really, really gave it my all this time,” moped a crestfallen Smith before slumping over dejectedly. Smith will try again tomorrow.