Letter of apology from Urkel

Wednesday, March 22nd, 2000 - 12:21 pm PST

A formal letter of apology arrived today from TV’s Urkel, confessing that he had voted for himself 15 times in the current TheReverend.com web poll, and seeking forgiveness. “I couldn’t help myself,” explained Urkel. “Do you know what it’s like always living in the shadow of those two giants, Coleman and Webster?” The tear-stained letter went on to explain that Urkel seeks divine forgiveness from Rev. Smith as GOD’s new elect.