Smith sighted in Toronto, Canada

Thursday, March 2nd, 2000 - 5:24 pm PST

Police have been put on alert, the mayor has been notified, and local fondue restaurants are being locked down today after several reports of The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith roaming the city. One report had him strumming guitar on the observation deck of the CN Tower while another had him sipping coffee at the Future Bakery downtown. Not all citizens, however, are convinced of the accuracy of these reports. “What we are dealing with here is an imposter,” remarked Jayson Levesque, “or perhaps a skilled and coordinated team of impostors.”