Routine physical exam

Friday, February 25th, 2000 - 9:08 am PST

Rev. Smith received a clean bill of health today from a team of doctors after a routine monthly physical examination. “We had to do the usual - cranial rehydration, elbow calibration, testicular rotation, and spleen alignment - but all our tests came back with excellent results,” said Dr. Ian Wulschitz, “Smith is in perfect physical condition. Why, he may even live to see 30.”