Smith’s pants sell for £343,000

Friday, February 18th, 2000 - 11:37 pm PST

A pair of outrageously oversized plaid pants worn by The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith at a Paris concert in 1987, at the height of GOF UGNÜT’s fame, sold today on internet auction site eBay for just over £343,000. It is unkown who the buyer is, but many suspect it was none other than the King of Pop himself, avowed longtime GÜ fan, Michael Jackson.  Seller celebritypants827 commented, “I hope the new owner has an easier time getting out the jizz stains.”