Smith joins forces with Van Halen

Saturday, January 29th, 2000 - 5:15 pm PST

Legendary rockers Van Halen today stunned the music community by annoucing that their new lead singer is none other than our very own Rev. Brendan Powell Smith.  The announcement came amidst rumours that former frontman David Lee Roth had rejoined the band.  Smith is the fourth lead singer the band has had.  ”Shit,” commented Roth upon hearing the news. “Fuck, fuck, shit, goddamnit… dammit.  Motherfucker…”