New head unveiled

Saturday, January 8th, 2000 - 5:31 pm PST

Rev. Smith’s brand new head was on display today for the press and interested on-lookers. There were many ‘oohs’ and ‘aahs’ heard throughout the crowd, and yet some remained unimpressed. “I don’t see what all this hubbub is about,” noted one media pundit, “it’s virtually indestinguishable from his previous head.”