Smith’s head explodes

Sunday, January 2nd, 2000 - 1:13 am PST

After a night of running around half-crazed with smoke pouring out of his ears, experts thought Rev. Smith had gone through the worst of his Y2K bug-related problems. But they were wrong. At approximately 12:04 AM GMT, Smith’s head blew up. “It’s a pretty messy situation right now,” admitted George Stephanopolus. “We’re calling in head, nose, and ass doctors from across the globe to see what can be done.”