Y2K hits Smith hard

Saturday, January 1st, 2000 - 11:59 pm PST

While most of the world seems to have gotten through the first day of the new millennium without major catastrophe, the Rev. Brendan Powell Smith is reportedly a mess. “It started right at midnight,” said one stunned onlooker, “he suddenly froze-up. And then smoke started pouring from his ears, and was running around crazed.” “It could have been worse,” says Dr. Thadeus Black of Flint, MI, “his head could have blown up.”