Christmas 1999: The Best Christmas Ever

Monday, December 27th, 1999 - 3:28 pm PST

After two days during which Rev. Smith has given the matter much solemn thought, he has officially declared Christmas 1999 to be “the best Christmas ever”. “For generations to come, we can expect Christmases to achieve much greatness, but for all time, we and our decenants shall look back on Christmas 1999 as the best Christmas ever,” said Smith in a grave and measured tone.