After two days during which Rev. Smith has given the matter much solemn thought, he has officially declared Christmas 1999 to be “the best Christmas ever”. “For generations to come, we can expect Christmases to achieve much greatness, but for all time, we and our decenants shall look back on Christmas 1999 as the best Christmas ever,” said Smith in a grave and measured tone.
Archive for December, 1999
The people of France have taken a liking to VENDETTA: A Christmas Story, featuring it on a TV show, and listing it on JTNET, calling it “not to be missed under any pretext”. Rev. Smith, who stars in the movie, has enjoyed a large French following ever since his days with international pop superstars GOF UGNÜT.
Having a Christmas party? Don’t forget to serve your guests the delicious holiday treat: eggnog! Creamy and smooth, it’s sure to bring cheer to any winter get-together with family and friends. Sprinkle a little nutmeg on top, and you’ve got yourself a fine yuletide beverage indeed. Mmmm… eggnog!
The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith will headline a Christmas Eve musical and spoken word performance at the North Pole as a send off for Santa’s last magical round-the-world trip of the millennium. Smith and Claus are old friends, having first met at a drug rehab in 1986. Also on the bill is Smith’s father Bob Smith’s freshly-reunited cult favorites The Electric Earwax.