Population holding steady

Tuesday, November 16th, 1999 - 3:48 pm PST

Slightly allaying people’s fears of overpopulation, Rev. Smith today announced that for the 26th year in a row, his poulation has held steady at 1.  ”This news comes as a great relief,” said Smith’s mother who has long been a proponent of controlled population growth.  ”When I first heard that he had doubled in size, I feared the worst.”