Mustache comes under fire

Saturday, November 13th, 1999 - 11:24 pm PST

A pleasant social gathering turned ugly this evening, when Rev. Smith’s new facial hair styling came under heavy scrutiny by his peers.  ”Woah, what the hell is that?” asked one.  ”He looks like Hitler,” announced another.”  Smith, denying the similarity to the noted German evil-doer, has announced no plans to shave in response to these comments, and repeatedly made clear that he will not be attempting to grow it into a handle bar mustache despite perr pressure to do so.