Smith calims to be “high on life”

Tuesday, October 26th, 1999 - 5:09 am PDT

Denying all recent charges of substance abuse, Rev. Smith today claimed to have achieved a “powerful natural high–one that goes beyond what illicit substances could possibly offer me”.  Speaking candidly to reporters, he told them “I feel good today, man, real good.  I’m just…high on life.”  Smith later declined to answer questions about an alleged Jones Soda and Mentos candy binge the previous night.